I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"
I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me."
The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today."
I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now...
Hi everyone, I'm new to this website and I'm looking for a recording to put into one of my songs. It'll require peppy male and female voices (I might be able to do the female one myself but I'm not at all a voice actor so I prefer not to) and it'll have to sound like a radio show. I'd prefer it not to be under the Attribution Noncommercial license (even tho I don't make any money off of my songs, I may one day in the future ...)
Here's what I need recorded:
Voice 1 (Female): Go ahead, Tom, share it with the audience!
Voice 2 (Male): Well wouldja look at that, it's a Candy Crush invite from the Robot Overlords.
Thanks in advance.
5036 - rigor
Many (most) nursery rhymes are very old. As such the authors are unknown. Even when they are known, these things are so old that the copyright has expired and they are now in the public domain.
If you can do a quick search and find the author and perhaps the date when this nursery rhyme was created me or another moderator should be able to confirm if that nursery rhyme is no longer copyrighted.
sorry, excuse my english' i'm french
i try to found that sound of the arms move on a turntable scratch a vinyl to right to left
style fail sound
5035 - discipline
I put everything that might be suitable on the list, not knowing exactly what you were after.
Some of the sounds on the packs are pitched, some are not.
A couple of the packs are dedicated to "synth percussion", you might find those more useful. - pop, bonk, bump, blip, click, pssst type of sounds.
That might be what you are after.
Thanks AlienXXX for all the files. I'm looking moreso for small pitchless samples instead of synthesized beeps
I've always really liked some of the elk sounds I've found here. This one (beware it's a bit loud): https://www.freesound.org/people/Brettkbrack/sounds/124118/
and this one I found more recently, really fantastic echo to the call, it's about midway through: https://www.freesound.org/people/juskiddink/sounds/102936/
Also, this video covers similar territory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYXbK4OKxq0
I looked into this a tiny bit. Please view this video for more info on Orchard Music and how to dispute an incorrect copyright claim. Apparently, they have made many false copyright claims. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PtOXonwrPw
and now , new copyright notice from
The Orchard Music
The Sound Of Everything
Source of sound : https://www.freesound.org/people/Paresh/sounds/158780/
I have created a film which has a scary nursery rhyme running through it. I recorded the nursery rhyme myself. It is a nersury rhyme created by someone else but I haven't included any music with it just me singing it and adding effects to my voice to make it sound creepy would this be ok to upload as I reckon other people will find it useful to use and it's creepy
Not sure if this is what you are looking for. But these packs contain plenty of lo-fi bleeps, blips and other non-descript noises of all sorts.
hope these are useful...
I received notices Copyright from these 2 sounds in my channel youtube
thank you for your Interest
Again, let me help you. Which sounds did you use? Let's look at the source.
I've been trying to complicate my drum patterns to sound a bit like Owl City's early works, so I need some good "bips" and "bops" to fill in the blank space
Hello guys! I need some help with the sound effects.
I'm from Brazil, so my english isn't good, especially with terms of SFX. That's make hard to find an specific sound effect. I think you can help me
I need a sound of a wood throwed in a bonfire. The sound of impact, the burn and the particles flying away.
I search a lot and I couldnt find. Please help-me.
Thank you so much!
I need these:
You want to play football?! (laugh)
I accept! I'll go find a referee!
Well, I found a referee!
Yep! That's my girlfriend!
I'm bored!Nothing to do!
Great idea! Let's go get the boys!
Hey! Wait a minute! We're outnumbered! This is not fair!
Hey! What are you playing?! AMERICAN football?!
Ok! But don't kick it too hard!
I was not! You pushed me!
I'm sorry, but this game is over! Dumb ass footballers one, kickass footballers a big, ball shaped zero!
Wait a minute! You've got hands! Actually, you've got wings! Two very big wings! Why are you getting us to do it?
And that's a woman's job?
Can I just ask, what gender is the Queen?
And are you suggesting that the Queen does the housework?
Then get busy!