Well, this is off topic, so...
Is there a joke that you know?
Q: if a quiz makes you quizzical, what does a test make you?
I do have another joke, but it's an adult joke. Can I put here.
I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"
I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me."
The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today."
I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"
I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now...
I adore the jokes and all my friend know it, and one of them told me a joke when we were playing on slotozilla :
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’