I'm looking for a classic vaudeville style rim shot (pa dum pum shhh) as used to punctuate bad jokes. Or what combo of samples already posted would reproduce this effect. Would also like info about how to convert a sample to a ring tone.
I did this one a while back, just uploaded it, if its any good.
actually, I know the sort of thing you're after now, and this isn't it!!!
awwww, dawgawn waste o' my idjut soul brain.