I hit a goblet with a spoon then used Audacity to 'remove noise', 'change pitch' (up) and changed tempo slightly.
Taking a Picture with a Canon Eos 550d. Microphone: AKG C1000S
Recording of my old camera olympus om-10 Recorded with a mobil mdrecorder 16-Bit, 44100 Hz samplingrate
A hollow sounding explosion, could be used for a metallic hit or slightly muted bang.
A distorted bang made in Logic using compressors and orchestral instruments.
Fake heart beat, using throat sounds
Not always comedic, but is often heard in some comedic sketches (most probably considered a cliché in certain instances). Please ...
Sound of door being locked. Recorded with Zoom H1. 24bit/44.1KHz
A small key being inserted into a lock
A nice 'pop' sound effect. Air pressure and plastic.