I'm once again on my apartments 5th floor balcony 0:30am. A drunken neighbor is outside downstairs trying to get in to the apartment building without a key. The recording begins with him yanking the downstair glass front door hes shouting "call the #*@§! police so that I can get home #*@§!". Moments later he decides to kick in the front door glass window, trough the broken window he opens the lock from the inside and enters very shortly. I make a quick decision to go see who it is, I open the balcony door and go through my apartment to the staircase. The staircase is very quiet you can hear the elevator reaches the bottom floor. The drunken neighbor starts his rise with the elevator - I wait... Elevator stops to the next floor above me I walk up the stairs and we have a talk: Me - Hi, (neighbor rings his door bell) so you broke the front door glass. Neighbor - silent. Me - or. Neighbor - (very quietly) no. Me - Did you. Neighbor - no I didn't. Me - Well who was it shouting downstairs then? Neighbor - I don't know about that. Me - What don't you know about? (I notes his hand is bleeding.) Neighbor - (Says to his wife) Hey open the #*@§! door. (The door opens) Me - Did you hear me? Neighbors Wife - I'm opening it. Me - Did you break the glass or did you not? Neighbors - No I didn't break it. Me - Well I know that you did. (He enters his apartment and the door closes). The End. In the morning I informed the janitor and later I heard that the neighbor had confest to his little incorrect late night activities... HI-MD binaural recording.
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