Retro laser sound. Made on an Alesis Micron.
You've seen Jesus in burned toast, now hear his name in bubbles. This is a speeded up bit of http://www.freesound.org/people/felix.blume/sounds/208816/
i'm american and very much not fluent in japanese. these are just some basic phrases. sorry for any pronunciation problems.
A dude saying "hey, yo! Would you be my girlfriend?".