Sounds of birth, I will come back and describe them if they upload, spent an hour typing descriptions and waited ...
Some further weird screwed sayings while you are waiting for the tea.
Turning a pencil sharpener with no pencil.
A recording of opening, closing, locking, and unlocking my bedroom door.
Beattrippers request for a voice over of an Intro
Various phrases starting with "I am" as requested by Plagasul. Male voice.