HELLO - I'm a totally useless musician, practicing extensively for 15 years. My last concert was visited by only two people, throwing beer and rotten eggs at me. They shouted things like:
- "Never fucking ever touch a guitar again"
- "You are tone deaf and plays like an amputated dog"
- "Get the hell out of here before we shove the guitar up your a.."
I get the message, and yes, I'm embarrassed. My mother said, "they simply do not understand a genius".
With her kind words, I'm going to release a video on YouTube, but will have to find applause's so that people think I'm bigger and better than reality.