This is a chuckle, done by me, with a whole lot of effects added such as reverb, and chorus modulations. ...
Me smiling at home (that´s really my voice).
Dumping a wheelbarrow full of rocks on the ground.
sound of crickets doing their job exhaustively. shot somewhere nearby Coimbra in Portugal
Child's toy music box playing twinkle twinkle little star
A glass bottle shattering.
Recorded using an Alesis Palmtrack
Squashing filth (dog food, beans...) with an empty can. Recorded with Rode NT5 matched pair mics into Digi003.
Deep spacey rumblings processed through Audacity.
A recording of a walk on a gravel path.
Naval sonar type sound effect created on Nord Lead Virtual Analog synthesizer. Sampled while moving the filter frequency down between ...
Cell (mobile) phone interference noise through my speakers. Recorded with Presonus Firebox & Samson C01.
A computer beeping sound as it types. http://www.free-styler.co.uk
Bottle of Coca-Cola being depressurized slowly. Useful for sounds of overheating, steam, pressure, etc. May need editing.