While my first set was a literal translation of the contest theme; my second set of samples for the competition ...

My cat don't like to cut her nails.

voice, effects

This cat wants go out. But the door is closed, so the cat is begging.

Old recording of my son, when he was a few month old.

My five-month female cat Świergotka (eng. Tweety) had a heat. Her tweeting from three days doesn't give me asleep :(

two people clapping and cheering loudly

people talking

Recorded using Zoom H4-n. Stereo, 48 kHz, 16bit.

A man-made bird call that was supposed to imitate a prehistoric looking bird I once saw in a zoo.

Shrill, medium-pitched young female voice asks "the hell is wrong with you?!" Highly annoying!Mono recording made with a Gigaware microphone ...

A 6 week old beagle barking.

"Unmusical rubbish!" said by a strident, annoying, medium-pitched young female voice. Recorded in stereo with a Gigaware microphone headset.

Kids were playing football on the street...

open and close a noisy door