I threw a random newspaper I found in a yard into the street as he turned onto the road.. he ran over the newspaper, and it made a sound. He was drunk. I did not mean to throw the newspaper in front of his car.. it just happened that way.
After a lengthy hiatus from the internet, I came back to find that this sample had been removed. Now it's back apparently :). Thank you to whoever had a hand in that. It's amazing to me how many people were offended by this. It is a joke. I have many friends who are homosexual and/or like trance; and they could appreciate the humor.. I think that subgenres of electronic music and the labels we put on each other (and ourselves) have become overly complex and tedious... Thats what this sample says. Don't take yourself or anyone else too seriously. :)