A cheesy announcer voice saying "it's interweb 2.0"
A cheesy announcer voice saying "isn't the interweb fabulous?"
A cheesy announcer voice saying "Hey kids its the internet"
A cheesy announcer guy voice saying "welcome to the internet, your gateway to adventure"
plucking a guitar string with a bit of delay added
banging on my dryer, with a bit of re verb added
one of those whistles that sounds like "whee"
dropping a stone in a little metal cup
plucking a metal spring, pitch shifted down
sounds like a pneumatic drill with added delay
ding on a metal cup with added delay