schizo vamp.wav

As requested, the whispery rantings of a schizophrenic vampire for use during parlor LARP game sessions :)

"You suck."
"They know."
"The prince KNOWS."
"Eat them eat them all eat the prince's soul."
"She doesn't believe you."
"DON'T ANSWER IT. They know. They know!"
"Diablerist!"
"He's going to eat your soul!"
"She's doing it all wrong, all wrong, don't you know it's wrong? She hates you."
"Everyone here hates you, can't you see it? Look at how they look at you."
"Your childe mother hates you."
"The chorus hates you."
"THE PRINCE IS A DIABLERIST. LOOK AT THE STREAKS."
"We're here to help you. You have to listen to us."
"She's going in the wrong direction." "I know she is turn around, TURN AROUND"
"IT'S BEHIND YOU"
"That Gangrel wants you."
"The clothes here are atrocious."
"Your face is ugly today, why did you use that eyeliner, you KNOW we hate it."
"Find a harte and chase it."
"Hunters are coming, HUNTERS ARE COMING"
"Gianni is holding a stake behind his back."
"Addy is going to put you in a box again."
"Mother left you for a reason, you're so PATHETIC."
"Lorenzo is on the other side of that door."
"Francesco never died."
"Francesco is screaming from the noose."
"The Prince is in league with them!"
"Lorenzo has his hands in the Prince's brain, as usual."
"If you kill them first, they can't hurt you."
"The Prince hates you, you know that, you're pathetic."
"Oh, you're going to regret that in the morning."
"Now look what you've done, you idiot!"
“Oh, Sweet Merciful Crone, SHUT UP!"
“He’s got an Iron Maiden in his haven with your name on it."
“Shut him up! Shut him up! He’ll tell Lorenzo!"
"That's not the prince, it's not the prince it's not the prince it's not it's him!"